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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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  2. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I miss my "filter" ...
     
    1. Lioness
      Your water filter, faucet filter, A/C filter, heating filter, cigarette filter, aquarium filter???
       
      Lioness, Aug 20, 2016
    2. justpassingthru
      *don't, don't, don't say it*

      Blow me ...

      That filter lol.
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 20, 2016
  3. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Ahhhh THAT filter!

    Yeah, don't you wish? ;)
     
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      It didn't even dawn on me that you might take it as *that* kind of laughing because it wasn't.
       
      Lioness, Aug 22, 2016
    3. justpassingthru
      I didn't until I tilted my head and read it like an outsider to this conversation might read into it lol.

      :kiss:
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 22, 2016
    4. Lioness
      I definitely would not give him the nickname of "Isitinyet?"
       
      Lioness, Aug 22, 2016
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    5. justpassingthru
      Ok you can stop stroking my ego and save your energy for a different form of stroking, sorry, that damn filter thing again lol.:p:D
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 22, 2016
    6. Wafarer
      *scratches head*-- must be an inside joke here, folks, off to find some babes!
       
      Wafarer, Aug 24, 2016
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  4. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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  5. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    It occurs to me that I've never had crêpes before. This feels like a problem that needs to be remedied.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      Indeed. :D
       
      aesopstails, Aug 22, 2016
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    2. Lioness
      Mais oui!!!
       
      Lioness, Aug 22, 2016
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    3. Wafarer
      Crepe Suzette? Yes, I am familiar with her work ;)
       
      Wafarer, Aug 24, 2016
  6. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    OUCH ... that's going to leave a mark !!!

    Who knew electric scooters could go so fast and corner so shitty ???
     
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      LOL, you still remember that blanket skydiving incident huh ...
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 22, 2016
    3. Lioness
      Mhmm...I do...GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSHHHHHHHHIT
       
      Lioness, Aug 22, 2016
    4. justpassingthru
      Ya that one wasn't one of my smarter moments and go figure, it left a mark too lol ...
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 22, 2016
    5. Wafarer
      I hope you are `on the mend'
       
      Wafarer, Aug 24, 2016
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    6. justpassingthru
      Thanks bro that means a lot to me. Greatly appreciated.
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 24, 2016
  7. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Is it just me but doesn't Shillary look kind of sickly?
    Could she last another 4 years? Being President is stressful.
     
    1. ace's n 8's
      She's not interested in being POTUS....for her, it's all about the Benjamins.
       
      ace's n 8's, Aug 23, 2016
    2. conroe4
      Kimmel had the sea hag on his show...she said to feel her pulse. Kimmel said there was none. It's because she doesn't have a heart.
      Then, they had her open a jar of pickles...but the lid didn't pop, and there was no label on the pickle jar. staged...
      Everything the Clinton camp tries hair on it...
       
      conroe4, Aug 23, 2016
    3. ace's n 8's
      Yeah, I seen that sound bite.
       
      ace's n 8's, Aug 24, 2016
    4. anon_de_plume
      And each and everyone of you would whine a blue streak if these things were said about trump...

      But them again, you all probably think that the Donald would be the healthiest of all the presidents, ever. because the Donald is the best at everything there ever was, and he is the only one that can save us from ourselves...

      Just ask The Donald!
       
      anon_de_plume, Aug 24, 2016
    5. pussy in boots
      I am not a Trump fan.
      But since he is the better choice in the running I will vote for him.
       
      pussy in boots, Aug 24, 2016
  8. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    I'm curious; Why is it that when I dispense shampoo into my hand, while using several different brands in my lifetime, why is it that it appears that I have a handful of cum?
     
    1. Lioness
      Because you do....since shampoo is so slick, it makes good lube then one thing leads to another and before you know it, you have a handful of cum...ta da!!!
       
      Lioness, Aug 24, 2016
    2. ace's n 8's
      Wwwwell doggie (in my best Buddy Ebsen of the Beverly hillbilly's voice) ...I never looked at it like that.
       
      ace's n 8's, Aug 24, 2016
    3. Lioness
      Sometimes you need a different perspective! ;)
       
      Lioness, Aug 24, 2016
    4. ace's n 8's
      Yeppers, always lookin' for a hand.
       
      ace's n 8's, Aug 24, 2016
    5. Lioness
      I'm ambidextrous...:rolleyes:
       
      Lioness, Aug 24, 2016
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  9. sexpot

    sexpot Sex Machine

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    Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid 'lesbian farmers' could invade your town








    Lesbians,Obama, & Rush Limbaugh.






    Everyone's favorite pill-popping conservative radio personality Rush Limbaugh is convinced that President Obama is funneling money to the lesbian community. Why? To train them all to become farmers and invade conservative red states, of course.
    “Have you heard about the Agriculture Department’s financial grants to lesbian farmers?" asked Limbaugh on the August 17 airing of his Rush Limbaugh Show on the Premiere Radio Network. "What they’re trying to do is convince lesbians to become farmers."
    Limbaugh's imaginative comments came in response to the 15th annual Nationwide LGBT Rural Summit, which took place August 18 in Idaho. The summit, which undoubtably does draw a gay farmer or two, was roundly mocked and criticized by the right-wing media for being hosted by the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Office of Civil Rights.
    The Washington Free Beacon, for example, panicked at the thought of “lesbian and transgender hillbillies" getting "subsidies from the government.” But Limbaugh's comments were doubly hilarious, revealing that the shock jock has no clue when it comes to lesbian stereotypes.
    “I’m like you; I never before in my life knew that lesbians wanted to be farmers," said Limbaugh. "I never knew that lesbians wanted to get behind the horse and the plow and start burrowing. I never knew it."
    Limbaugh had apparently never heard of the 1970s farming communes colloquially known as "womyn's land," or of iconic, sardonic folk albums such as Alix Dobkin's Living With Lesbians—the cover of which shows a circle of brooding, flannel-clad women carrying pitchforks and other farm tools.


    Once Limbaugh learned that some lesbians like to plant vegetables (the horror!), he took to the airwaves to warn of the impending lezpocalypse set to descend on the rural South.
    "Here comes the Obama regime with a bunch of federal money and they're waving it around," claimed Limbaugh. "And all you gotta do to get it is be a lesbian and want to be a farmer and they'll set you up."
    The Daily Dot was not able to find the sign-up sheet for lesbian farm money, but we plan to keep looking—and as soon as Obama gives the orders, we plan to retire to the blue hills of Kentucky with our lesbian hay-baling militia in tow.
    "They’re going after every geographic region that is known to be largely conservative," Limbaugh warned. "They never stop, folks. They are constantly on the march".
     
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    1. Wafarer
      Lesbians on the march?! :eek:
       
      Wafarer, Aug 24, 2016
  10. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    stomach better, irritated now, must relax, can't go anywhere at this time...saw some disturbing shit on Net, `Sunshine Girl' gone from Page 3, of Tor. Sun, of my hometown...feminazis win again! They are truly demeaning, and dehumanizing, all in it for themselves, bullshitting since the early 80s! A pox on them!
     
  11. sexpot

    sexpot Sex Machine

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    Got tooth infection,actually its my whole front grill,6 tops,6 bottoms.Years ago i was hit by a drunk driver and taken into emergency room,where i also had a oral surgeon remove debris from my mouth,and grind dwn,and remove multiple teeth,never been the same since.It was at this time i was diagnosed with MS & GERD.Prior to this Obama care,an issue with being on the same meds..was never an issue..Then we lost our good insurance,as so many did.The VA was giving me such an repetitive run around,i had to look for alternative.I have had to spend money on medical insurance mediators,just to stay on a good medication that doesnt negatively coincide with my GERD med..as what occurred within an little over an year,while not only being mandated to have this b.s. system shoved down our throats,but mandated to take a certain medication that just ripped the life from my teeth..from great looking teeth,to total cletus hillbilly pieces in my mouth.And then keep getting the run arounds.Since i have gone through mediation a few times..my medical files say,"Mr.---,has a negative perspective on the medical field and its professionals"...Back dealing with the V.A. now...just want extractions...pull these fuckers!!Arrrghh.
     
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    1. Wafarer
      I hope things go well with you, I had a root canal a few months back, a front tooth :( so lots of pills, X-S Tyl. T1, some T3, icebag, on the job too, maybe someday I will be able to afford the expensive implants ~$3000 per tooth(to my recent knowledge) three, I think. See you on the threads!
       
      Wafarer, Aug 24, 2016
    2. sexpot
      yep,i have always wanted implants. just cant afford them.I wanted these same teeth out when the accident happened,but nope.Frustrating thing is the V.A...i hate it even more than obammycare.Take Care,seeya around,or readya around!
       
      sexpot, Aug 24, 2016
  12. stargazer37

    stargazer37 Your Heavenly Scent Lily

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    Sometimes a BITCH snaps!
     
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  13. Adventurous_Pleasure

    Adventurous_Pleasure Nowhere Man

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    For anyone who has come to know the purest and truest feelings a human can have, will also know the harshest of pains.
    What does it mean to truly love someone? Is it gifts or other gestures?
    If you truly care about someone what would you do for them?

    Life is the cruelest of teachers. Sometimes the person you’ve always wanted to be with is right beside you already, just waiting for you.
    Sometimes they’re on the other side of the planet not knowing whether or not that day will come.

    If you come to love someone for who they are. Nothing more.
    You will also know one of the hardest and cruelest pains imaginable.

    The fear of loss.
    You’ll miss her everyday, the smile on her face, the way she looks at you, her touch. Everything.

    I’ve had and have the honor, seeing the true beauty in two women in my lifetime. To me they’re nothing short of angels.

    I leave with this notion. Love the person you are with. Love them truly and deeply. Whether you are half way around the world from each other or laying in each others arms.
     
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  14. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I would pay to see that lol ... ;):p:kiss:
     
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  15. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Mmmmm, ice cream ... Fuck Fuck Fuck, brain freeze !!!
     
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    1. Lioness
      :D:D:D:D
       
      Lioness, Aug 26, 2016
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    2. justpassingthru
      Figured you would bask in my misery lol.

      *bite me*
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 26, 2016
    3. Lioness
      *CHOMPITYCHOMPITYCHOMP*
       
      Lioness, Aug 26, 2016
  16. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    My feet hurt!
     
    1. justpassingthru
      Quit walking on eggshells ... :p:rolleyes:
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 26, 2016
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  17. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    That stupid painting at the store is driving me crazy !
     
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  18. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    A guy goes to the doctor and says "doc it hurts when I touch myself here, here and here and don't even get me started when I touch here, here and here ... am I dying?"

    Doctor says "no you will be just fine, you just have a broken finger" lol.
     
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  19. stargazer37

    stargazer37 Your Heavenly Scent Lily

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  20. rykitbike

    rykitbike Sex Lover

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    Who do we follw how do we get some one to pm or video what do I do here
     
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    2. justpassingthru
      LMAO, well said.

      Needy is NOT sexy !!!
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 28, 2016
    3. anon_de_plume
      Live from experience.
       
      anon_de_plume, Aug 28, 2016
    4. justpassingthru
      Maybe you would have better luck hitting the clubs but since you are posting at 10:30 on a Saturday, I guess that's out too lol.

      Hit "Rumor" and maybe some Cougar will jump your bones ...
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 28, 2016