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  1. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Who decided way, way back which grunts would mean which words, and how come they had different accents round the world?
     
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    1. Geminpa
      I think of that often! Figures we would both think that.
       
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    2. Anniemated
      Both intellectuals lol
       
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I have a fascination for the darker side of Catholicism. I use the serpent and apple image a lot in my jewelry and art, and the fallen angel is a common theme. I wonder what that says about me lol
     
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      That you are a satanist? Such blasphemy such sacrilege. Such affront to god fearing christians.
      [​IMG]
      Took me few minutes to stop laughing.
       
      ironfistvk, Oct 14, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      I’m friends with my dark side. We do each other’s nails lol
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 14, 2020
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    3. latecomer91364
      Ooh!

      Negligee pillow fight?
       
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    4. Cherrypop
      Of course! Before we do our nails though so they don’t get messed up
       
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  3. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    YES, Lots of them !! I wish my brain had a damn OFF switch.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      That's me too. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 14, 2020
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    2. gammaXray
      I have to Mute the T.V so I can talk to myself................LOL
       
      gammaXray, Oct 14, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      I don't even mute it. I just rudely interrupt. Then i also now have to be confused cause i was lost in my own thought. Not having a clue what is going on with my show. Lol
       
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    4. Rexxracerr
      My thoughts interrupt my TV watching.
      I'll see something like a cat, that sparks a thought ten minutes later, I'm thinking about bulldozers.
      How the hell does that happen?
      Good thing there's DVR :)
       
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    5. Sweetpassion
      I know right? Rude wild thoughts!! Like why the fuck am i questioning the weirdest and most random shit ever in life right now?
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 14, 2020
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  4. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    They say opinions are like assholes.
    I'm just glad its not a visual thing.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      That would be the worst. Lol
       
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      *laughing* picturing that in my mind.
      Maybe I'd pay more attention to women's opinions. :)
       
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Idk some would be pretty ugly. :O_o:
       
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    4. Rexxracerr
      Agreed, I dont want to see them all.
      I can think of a few exceptions though. ;)
       
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    In a few hours I turn into a responsible adult again and have an actual dinner instead of continuing to eat nothing but peanut butter/sourdough toast all day.

    But DAMN I love peanut butter/sourdough toast
     
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      Thats sounds good!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 14, 2020
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    2. deegenerate
      Adulting is highly overrated!
       
      deegenerate, Oct 15, 2020
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  6. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    ... and she’s SURPRISED that she has heartburn from a sandwich purchased at a gas station?!?

    Ha!
     
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  7. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
    1. aesopstails
      A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
      So, now that I’ve answered YOUR question, tell me... what came first - the chicken or the egg?
       
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      Will give you two answers :D, depending on your beliefs can choose one.

      Science (or archeology): Two birds that weren't really chickens created a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken.

      Bible: Chicken, since it says god created all sorts of animals and fowls.
       
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I have to cook some chicken on the grill because its getting dark and I'm not hungry yet
     
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  9. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I gotta go cock, ...uh cook!
     
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  10. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Do people actually put art in their laundry room?
     
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      What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall in the laundry room?

      Art.

      It must be him...
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 15, 2020
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      What do you call a lady with one leg?

      Eileen.

      Where does she work?

      ihop.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2020
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    4. latecomer91364
      What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg?

      Irene.

      Sorry, don't know where she works...
       
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Pinterest recommends pins for me and it recommended a colon cleanse. Gee thanks.
     
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    1. Dearelliot
      Things are looking up
       
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  12. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Hmmm... maybe I could toast some sourdough, break it into crouton sized pieces, bake it with some peanut butter - throw in some bacon and maybe celery, and call it a casserole.

    Not sure that sounds like dinner... but dammit it sounds good!
     
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      It's a crazy plan, but it just might work!

      For this concoction, I'm thinking maybe Edam
       
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Extra sharp cheddar.
       
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    4. latecomer91364
      Awww... it's my favorite, but I dunno if it's right for this - I think I'm gonna need something subtle.

      NOT Monterey Jack! No way!
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 15, 2020
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Swiss?
       
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    6. latecomer91364
      Mmm...

      I do love holes...
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 15, 2020
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  13. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Waulie Palnuts
     
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  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    We’ve all seen the videos of really young babies laughing their heads off at a sneeze or whatever. When babies laugh, are they surprised? Are they like, “What is it that I’m doing right now? And why?”

    I need some sleep lol
     
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    1. ace's n 8's
      OH MY... where'd that ass come from?
       
      ace's n 8's, Oct 15, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      From behind me ;)
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 15, 2020
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    3. ace's n 8's
      It deserves a good rubbin'...and I'm willing to go to great lengths to do so.
       
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    4. Cherrypop
      I like great lengths ;)

      I couldn’t resist lol ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 15, 2020
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  15. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Head rush!
     
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  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I never squish a stray ant or two when I see them on my kitchen counter. I try to pick them up and place them outside.

    It's not my fault they end up as tiny smudges on my fingers. I did my best.
     
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  17. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    That was disappointing.
     
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  18. deleted user 43425235

    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    i don't wanna go to work
     
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  19. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I poured it, kinda have to drink it
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      All right, all right!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 16, 2020
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  20. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    Feeling exhausted but also know wont be able to pass out....so thought maybe should shave a grape or a strawberry or a watermelon...then thought if only had an eyebrow plucker thingy could pluck the seed type thingy off of strawberries.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      A glass of wine always help me sleep!
       
      deegenerate, Oct 16, 2020
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    2. ironfistvk
      Nice :D, wont work for me though. Not to mention havent had a drink since 2001 lol. Weed helps but not all the time, only 2 hours of sleep today.
       
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